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Thursday, July 15, 2010

We're Standing In The Way Of Control


It's 4.45pm. I was putting off blogging, but I decided I better just do it. Ugh, if only you could see how I've been these last few days. It's some sick, twisted, ironic situation. Simply:
Happiness -> little need for 'control' -> loss of food control + no desire to study -> confused feelings
Obviously, happiness should lead to feelings of joy and such. Instead, I just feel confused and frustrated.
Anyway, I went to the library, so I finally have some new books, three of which I can write about in the books section. I also got some new jewellery, bought from Ebay. Unfortunantely, it's all gold, and I don't wear many colours that go with gold. However, it's all beautiful enough that I will find some clothes to wear them with. Ebay is great. I purchased 2 necklaces, 2 bracelets, and 3 sets of earrings for $10 ($8.80 USD). I believe that's actually really cool.

I have like 7 pet fish, and there are 3 of them that, at night, enjoy sucking up rocks and spitting them out. It is driving me absolutely crazy. They also enjoy to do this during the day, and are doing it right now. I love guppys, but nearly all of them do it.
Okay, I'll stop complaining and find something productive to do. But first, I have an awesome joke.

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney
along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Guide Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her hroughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Guide dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.
People scattered!! They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

Well, I thought it was prettty funny.

1 comment:

Liz said...

Ahaha, that's hilarious! I love it :)

I can't believe you got all that jewelry for $10!! That's amazing, you're really lucky. I hope you find some gorgeous clothes to go with it :)

Have an amazing day! I hope you feel less confused and frustrated soon. Stay strong <3